You're sweet like Jonah. 

Everybody settle down. This IS underwear. 

Jonah, I need to tell you, there is a volk that lives on those bushes. You have to be very brave. It's only a little scary. Really, it's just a kind of animal. 

Good night. Make sure no wolves or bears or doctors come in. 

Jonah, let's talk about something. When it stops snowing, we can stop wearing coats and socks. And we can go to a beach and maybe we can find an acorn!

Jonah, I know you like to be a destroyer, but I'm not going to let you be one today. 

If you don't talk to strangers, how do you make friends?

Simpson is a bad man. They told him not to put any more garbage in the lake, but he did it anyway. 

Ooh, yummy mackerel  

I ate a pig. 

Oh, I'm not eating that duck. That duck is crazy because it's black. 

Stop biting me. I am not your turkey. 

You are a silly man. 

I bought a lobster. 

That's ok, I love rainbow froggies. 

Jonah wants me to read this book to him. Ok. I will do it. Jonah, over here! Over here, buddy, story time. 

What do you want to drink? Do you want a hot machi-late?

When I get big, I'm going to want to drive Jonah some places, but can I have one phone so it tells me how to get there?

You know why the moon stays in in the same place? Because there is a tiny piece of tape on the back of it. I sticked it there when I was a baby. 

I need to decorate my hair today, but I don't know with what. Can I use this flower head band? I can do it myself because I did it awesomely at the JCC yesterday. 

We need to buy a cupcake apron for papa. He doesn't even have an apron. And we want to cook with an apron and we want to cook with papa, but I don't know how we'll do that. Because he doesn't even have an apron. 

Papa! Buckle up before the wolf gets you. 

I'm sorry that it turned out too beautiful. 

Mama, sweetie, I love you, baby. 

Jonah, do you speak Spanish? Do you know what that word means that mama doesn't know? Ok, do you know what oink-oink means?

I'm going to drink all my milk because I want to have an awesome skeleton. 

Oh, it's dinner time? Thank you, sir!

I am starting to cook the fish already. We are going to have a fine meal. Just look at this fine meal. 

Now I have to start building my glorious window. 

You are awesome and I love you. You are the sweetest girl I ever seen. 

I don't need to give him space because we love each other. 

Zaka IS a real word! It means... dirt... in French. 

Papa, oh my gosh, you are not gonna sing that song six hundred times!

Jonah, what do you want to be? You can be anything -- a princess, a fairy, a tea cup. 

I like to eat many different kinds of animals. Even duckies. 

You know the truth. I need help. 

Hey, handsome, I like your hair. 

Jonah's new name is Juice. I call him Juice because he has a big juicy butt. 

Jonah, you know b-b-b means nothing. Why don't you say something real?

Mama, hold this ice. We are going to play a game. It's a very cold game. Where you hold this ice. 

Stop talking, sherpa. 

Jonah is crying because he wants that washcloth, but it is wet, so I will bring him this one, and I think that will be asentable.

Please don't touch me. If you do it one more time, I will do a bad choice to you. 

Papa, you see that cd? You need to put that cd in the garbage. I can't get in the car with you if you play that music. 

Jones, Jones, listen to me Jones. I love you. I love you every time I'm with you. 

You need to go to the doctor, and he will take off your crusty dog. 

I need to tell you something. Three things woke me up: the rain, and the thunder, and the bumble bee. 

I want Jonah to fix it because he's a master. 

I think when I kiss you, that's love. 

Addy, it's me, Nadia! Remember me? I'm Jonah's sister. 

You can't kiss me all day because I'm going to go in the pool soon.  

I have to call my sister and my boy and my boy's sister. Hello? Hello, hi. 

It's cozy up in here!

Where is my food? Where is my octopus? Bye, Papa, I'm going to get my octopus. 

Hey, mama, is this what fun is like? Am I having fun in here?

Papa, let's run away to New York City and live there because there is a bumble bee in our house. 

Jonah, I so much love you, but I won't give you one. 

I'm gonna come down the slide, and then I'm gonna joke papa. Oh, he is gonna laugh. He is really gonna be joked!

Jonah, you don't want my animal cracker because do you know what an animal is? They bite you sometimes. 

Oh, that is cold! That tastes like a polar bear!

Hey, wait, there is a cave there. Come see it with me. Do you suppose there are bears in there?

The car is still pretty clean, but I'm getting pretty messy because this cookie is pretty chocolaty. 

Jonah! Jooonaaaaah! Oh, good morning Jonah! I'm glad you are awake. 

Carry me upstairs, guy. 

Oh, look at how great these are! Very sparkly. These are almost like wedding shoes. 

Hey mama. I love you. High five. 

Listen, I'm going to go to sleep with papa, but maybe we'll send you a message. 

Papa, do I look so cute in these pajamas, with the bunnies and the birdies?

I want to go in the sneaky door. I'll show you all about it, ok?

Oh, this is gonna be amazing!

The turkeys are all running at Jones. We need to go back so I can save Jonah. 

But I need a sweet taste. 

Don't bite me. I'm a girl, I'm named Nadia, and I'm not a cupcake. 

Oh birdie, we are coming for you! I hope she likes us.  

I'm getting tired of carrying my own lunch box. 

I think I can handle that. 

Jonah, you King Kong, stop wrecking my tower!

Mama, you want to see my ninja? Come into my office. 

Oh, no, no, I need that! Put that back in the cart. Oh my gosh. Mama, you're funny. 

That man is so nice, but he gave me dirty money. I don't know why he did that. Maybe a birdy pooped on it. 

You know what? I think that's not the truth. 

Go put on Chapstick and wash some clothes. 

Whoah, look, she is a bad driver! Why is she so bad at driving?

Hey, is that beer? Can I smell that? Smells yummy. 

All the kids were throwing mulch, and the teacher said, No throwing mulch! But I wasn't throwing mulch. Not because I am a good kid, just because I didn't want to get my hands dirty. 

Oh, why did I do that? That's not good manners. 

They took the froggy down. I think they only put it up for Christmas and Chanukah. 

(In her sleep) There is the monkey that ate my cookies!!!

I can't kiss you right now because I'm still doing this work. 

Right now Jonah is the tiniest one of us, but pretty soon he is going to be the biggest one. Even bigger than you, I think.

Hold me tight and never let me go. Promise.

Hi pretty mama.

Papa, what are you doing? Men don't wear pink.

Let's go to the fridge quick quick and check if we have any salmon. It's going to be an exciting adventure.

Yes, but you are SO heavy! I want to hold Jones-a-bones.

Oh, man. I'm going to sleep.

Ok. I'll get your babing suit.

You guys want probicy? I'll close the door.

Hey, you, smell inside my mouth.

Mama, here are your bracelets. They are beautiful. Yeah. I put beautifuls on you.

Hey. What can I break in there?

I want Jonah to tell me I'm going to be ok.

I'm gonna read you this story about Elmo. Elmo was a good tiny Elmo. And theeeen... Some things happened. Oh well.

I want to go home, please. It's weird here. (At the Rochester Contemporary Art Center)

Jonah is marmelous.

Oh no, no. I need many money.

Ok, I'll be good at all these things, but not cooking because if I cook, I'll burn myself. Ok, I'll be good at cooking, but I'll need gloves.

When Jonah gets big, I think we'll have to tell him, No peeing on Nadia!

Nadia is so glorious, Nadia is so glorious! (to the tune of Curious George)

Hey Jonah. What's up girl?

Let's read this book. Have you read it before? It's pretty awesome.

Papa said one day I will live by myself in my house, and I said I don't want to. But papa said some time I have to live by myself. And I cried. But I think papa was joking me because he said ok, ok!

Paul bought me this brand new pink hat. My Pauly did.

I ate Jonesy's tear. They are yummy tears. Salty.

I'll protect you, Jonesy. I'll keep him forever so he won't get hurt with that table.

Papa, come in here, I need you. I want a dance party.

Joanie, let me see your tongue. What a beautiful tongue!

It's nice to share, but all I wanted was to eat all my gummy bears.

And you are going to get older, too, mama? But you are already old now.

If you give a moose a muffin, ultimately, he will want another muffin.

Mama, quick, give me your credit card!

I like my butt.

I am brave and noble. Let's go get a snack.

You want to like me? You can like me. I know you love me.

Oh no, Jonah is crying! Jones, I'm going to chew this quickly, then I will sing to you.

You are a sweet boy, Jonah. I am sorry I woke you up.

Look at my face. I made a HUGE mess.

Today is almost like summer time. Because I heard something... and it was a bird!

I cleaned up all my toys, and now I will clean up all of Jonah's toys. I am a very good girl.

Come and check me soon because maybe a bear is eating me.

Papa was kataing me in the sanki.

What do you mean you don't know?

No, stop hurting! My tongue was hurting, so I told it to stop.

I ate all of my chicken tikka masala. Can I have some more?

What? Dinosaurs are a stink?

Joonza! Hi my love.

Baby, you made a bad choice. You made many bad choices -- you hit papa, and you touched his eye, you drank my water, and you ate all of my cookies. That is many bad choices, and now you have to have a time out.

I'd like to do it the hard way.

I can play with you for a minute, but then I have to go upstairs because I have to change the baby, and I have so much to do. It's going to be a beautiful day.

Don't worry, I watched Jonah. We played baseball. I gave him a ball, don't worry.

Let me think about that... I love you so much. Yes, I will come back to you.

I'm going to make a project. It's going to be a beautiful blue project.

Mama, are you joking me? Hey Ms. Noreen, mama joked me!

I love that kangaroo. So much. Every time.

Keep me safe.

Papa, you're in trouble because you are sitting there and not getting me an icy.

Look at that -- that's a lolly pop. And I didn't know they had lolly pops here!

No eating, no reading, no puzzling.

Papa said he was eating peanut butter and drinking milk, and then he was chasing the peanut butter!!

Shapes! You know, shapes. Like a triangle and a square and like an oval. An oval is actually a shape. One time I had a purple diamond; that's a shape too.

Please remember somebody has to watch Jonah, you or me. I can go play with the trucks and you can watch Jonah, or you can play with the trucks and I'll watch Jonah. Which one do you want?

Jonah, would you like to kick me in the face for a while?

Actually, owls don't have horns. Let me tell you, real owls don't have horns. An owl toy or an owl cup can have horns because it's silly.

Today, instead of runny eggs, jumpy eggs!

(Pointing at a bag of Hershey's kisses) What's this? Not broccoli.

I love caviar, but I don't love spicy food. No more chips for me, just caviar.

There was a school bus, but I called it a cool bus, but it drived away.

But let me remind you...

I am not done brushing because all the teeth are clean, but I am trying to get all the dirt out of my tongue. When I am done then you can try it next.

Look, papa, I'm amazing!

Whoah, that lady almost touched me. But she is not my mama!

I touched the konchik and it was very ostriy.

Everybody loves couscous!

I like soft things. Your cookie is soft. I'd like to eat your cookie.

Mama, look, Jonesy is biting my knuckles. He is washing off all the paint!

I have three of these from the tree farm. I brought one to ba's house, so I have two. But I only see one, so one is missing.

No, I don't want any beer, I want milk!

I can't sit in the doctor's chair because I am a doctor, but I am not a real doctor, I'm just a pretend doctor.

What, Jonah can't even have any edamame?

Oh, see, I was right.

Ba just loves it when I do poopies!

I'm so happy.

Jonah, tiny boy, don't be sad, it's me standing here!