A truck that sells ladybugs?? You've got to be kidding me!

Jonah, here are your options: you can come to the couch to eat saltines with me, or you can stay here with papa and do boring stuff. 

We're hippos. Right?

Stop that. I don't know why you sing like Bob Dylan. 

Remember when you had that suitcase and I wanted to roll it? That's because I really love suitcases. I think we should buy me a suitcase right now. 

I love fish eyes, but only if they are super buttery. 

I told him to leave because I didn't like the way he was lookin'. 

You are the only one who loves me, Mama. Wait. No.  I am the only one who loves you.