Jonah, would you like to kick me in the face for a while?

Actually, owls don't have horns. Let me tell you, real owls don't have horns. An owl toy or an owl cup can have horns because it's silly.

Today, instead of runny eggs, jumpy eggs!

(Pointing at a bag of Hershey's kisses) What's this? Not broccoli.

I love caviar, but I don't love spicy food. No more chips for me, just caviar.

There was a school bus, but I called it a cool bus, but it drived away.

But let me remind you...

I am not done brushing because all the teeth are clean, but I am trying to get all the dirt out of my tongue. When I am done then you can try it next.

Look, papa, I'm amazing!

Whoah, that lady almost touched me. But she is not my mama!

I touched the konchik and it was very ostriy.

Everybody loves couscous!

I like soft things. Your cookie is soft. I'd like to eat your cookie.

Mama, look, Jonesy is biting my knuckles. He is washing off all the paint!

I have three of these from the tree farm. I brought one to ba's house, so I have two. But I only see one, so one is missing.

No, I don't want any beer, I want milk!

I can't sit in the doctor's chair because I am a doctor, but I am not a real doctor, I'm just a pretend doctor.

What, Jonah can't even have any edamame?

Oh, see, I was right.

Ba just loves it when I do poopies!

I'm so happy.

Jonah, tiny boy, don't be sad, it's me standing here!