JONAH, THERE IS NO REAL SANTA CLAUS! (yelling because he wouldn't believe her when she tried to explain calmly)

I'm going to draw a lion. Do you know how to do a lion body?

Papa, you're killing my life!

I really love how beautiful it is right now. 

It's MY life!!! (Regarding my input into her choice of outfits)

Jonah, that's mama in there, not a monster. Mama is not a monster, but if she is, I will save you. 

Thanks mom, thanks for calling me a grouch. That's nice. I'm being sarcastic mom!

I love you so much, I even have tears in my eyes. 

I am sad. That I am sad, could you please give me a compliment?

Papa, I just love to be with you. 

I think Jonah is the best boy in the world. 

Now we both have rings. Mine is better because it has a flower and all the colors, and yours just has diamonds. 

Papa, do you want to dance? Go ahead then. 

Let's go sit on the couch and be in love. 

I'm hot, so what can we do about that? Maybe you can get off me??

We have the best family because we have a mama, a papa, a sister, a brother, a cat, and the very best house. 

"It's time to see 

What I can do: 

To test my lemons 

And be true!"

Can you write that on my blob?

Mama, we are not gangsters. 

I had a friend named Shoshi once. I think she died...

I don't like your tone...

Why is that lady wearing that coat? Maybe she thinks it's Halloween. 

Mama, if you bite me, then I'll bite you, but listen mama, I bite super hard. 

Hey, whoah, is that octopus? Can I eat that?

A truck that sells ladybugs?? You've got to be kidding me!

Jonah, here are your options: you can come to the couch to eat saltines with me, or you can stay here with papa and do boring stuff. 

We're hippos. Right?

Stop that. I don't know why you sing like Bob Dylan. 

Remember when you had that suitcase and I wanted to roll it? That's because I really love suitcases. I think we should buy me a suitcase right now. 

I love fish eyes, but only if they are super buttery. 

I told him to leave because I didn't like the way he was lookin'. 

You are the only one who loves me, Mama. Wait. No.  I am the only one who loves you. 

A blog? What's a blog?

That's the guy who walks slow. Why is he old?

I can't believe those horses are still asleep. They must be nocturnal. 

You know I don't always love you, but sometimes I really do love you. 

I am going to name one of my babies Harry the Dirty Dog. 

See that boy? That boy thinks he is funny, but he is not funny. 

I don't need to share my ice cream because you have your orange. It's good for you; eat your orange Mama. 

Oh. Papa. You said you wouldn't let me fall, and you let me fall. I'm going to cancel you. 

Both of you smell, and it's not good. 

Yeah, I'm a sweet girl. That's how I roll. 

Mom, let's talk about falling in love. 

Dinosaurs are not a stinc, they are nocturtle. 

I love to touch Jonah; he is still so tiny. I need to rub his back. There you go, go to sleep my tiny guy. 

IT'S NOT COMPLICATED! YOU'RE COMPLICATED!!

Why are you mad? I'm just a kid and I only called you once. That's pretty good. 

What's going on here? Some kind of a ghost party or something?

What are you laughing about up there?

I don't know why you do that to me. 

Why is he crying? He's not a cryer; he's a sleeper!

Let me touch your eye. Hey, you got an eyeball in there?

Watch this, mama, I have magic in my fingers. I have blood in my fingers, too. 

Hi. We're eating lunch. This is pig body. 

I love today.