I can't get down because Bodhi is loving me too much. 

There is a boy in my class who calls Mrs. Mugnolo "Mrs. Mundagi."  I think he is China. 

I hold the cake with my legs,

Like a penguin holds his eggs. 

So a mosquito drinks your blood and stays alive, but a bumble bee stings you and dies. That's different. I want to be a mosquito. 

Oh, sweet bacon. 

Babushka wanted to put me to sleep today, and I told her that's fine, but she has to pay me forty dollars. I need forty dollars for my piggy bank. 

Wow, look at how big the world is. 

How does the baby get in the belly? What is it, some kind of baby magic?

Please stop telling me that! Why do I have to know it two times?

Stop saying "consideration!" I know that's not a thing. You are making it up.

Trust me, they fit! I know, I've been wearing them for years!

Jonah, Maddy and Josie don't have a gangster. What they have is a hamster. 

Dudes, you're killin' me. 

I wish you guys would go to Mexico for a week and take Ilusha with you, and Jonah and I could live with Babushka. 

Yeah he IS cute. You nailed that.