Stop biting me. I am not your turkey. 

You are a silly man. 

I bought a lobster. 

That's ok, I love rainbow froggies. 

Jonah wants me to read this book to him. Ok. I will do it. Jonah, over here! Over here, buddy, story time. 

What do you want to drink? Do you want a hot machi-late?

When I get big, I'm going to want to drive Jonah some places, but can I have one phone so it tells me how to get there?

You know why the moon stays in in the same place? Because there is a tiny piece of tape on the back of it. I sticked it there when I was a baby. 

I need to decorate my hair today, but I don't know with what. Can I use this flower head band? I can do it myself because I did it awesomely at the JCC yesterday.