Papa, oh my gosh, you are not gonna sing that song six hundred times!

Jonah, what do you want to be? You can be anything -- a princess, a fairy, a tea cup. 

I like to eat many different kinds of animals. Even duckies. 

You know the truth. I need help. 

Hey, handsome, I like your hair. 

Jonah's new name is Juice. I call him Juice because he has a big juicy butt. 

Jonah, you know b-b-b means nothing. Why don't you say something real?

Mama, hold this ice. We are going to play a game. It's a very cold game. Where you hold this ice. 

Stop talking, sherpa. 

Jonah is crying because he wants that washcloth, but it is wet, so I will bring him this one, and I think that will be asentable.

Please don't touch me. If you do it one more time, I will do a bad choice to you.