Sunday, December 29, 2013

You're sweet like Jonah. 
Everybody settle down. This IS underwear. 

Friday, December 27, 2013

Jonah, I need to tell you, there is a volk that lives on those bushes. You have to be very brave. It's only a little scary. Really, it's just a kind of animal. 

Friday, December 20, 2013

Good night. Make sure no wolves or bears or doctors come in. 

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Jonah, let's talk about something. When it stops snowing, we can stop wearing coats and socks. And we can go to a beach and maybe we can find an acorn!

Monday, December 16, 2013

Jonah, I know you like to be a destroyer, but I'm not going to let you be one today. 

Saturday, December 14, 2013

If you don't talk to strangers, how do you make friends?

Friday, December 13, 2013

Simpson is a bad man. They told him not to put any more garbage in the lake, but he did it anyway. 

Thursday, December 12, 2013

Ooh, yummy mackerel  

Tuesday, December 10, 2013

I ate a pig. 

Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Oh, I'm not eating that duck. That duck is crazy because it's black.