A blog? What's a blog?

That's the guy who walks slow. Why is he old?

I can't believe those horses are still asleep. They must be nocturnal. 

You know I don't always love you, but sometimes I really do love you. 

I am going to name one of my babies Harry the Dirty Dog. 

See that boy? That boy thinks he is funny, but he is not funny. 

I don't need to share my ice cream because you have your orange. It's good for you; eat your orange Mama. 

Oh. Papa. You said you wouldn't let me fall, and you let me fall. I'm going to cancel you. 

Both of you smell, and it's not good.